Oops!

This deck has been submitted to publishers and repeatedly rejected because it's "not commercial enough."

If you mildly disagree with this assessment (or better yet, violently disagree with this assessment), then please write me a note saying you desperately and/or passionately want a copy of the Vala Tarot for your very own, and you'll buy multiple copies for your friends, too. Or whatever remarks you'd like a publisher see when I submit the deck AGAIN (sigh).

I'll copy all of the e-mails from you folks and submit them along with the deck so they'll see that it WILL sell, and that there are lots of people interested in owning a copy. They won't listen to me, but they will listen to prospective buyers. Go figure.

OH YEAH, by the way: I spent five frikkin years drawing this deck. My blood, sweat, tears, and original ideas went into this production, and it's not just another RWS clone. IF you're stupid enough to steal my work or pimp my ideas for your very own, be assured that I'll pull a Jay and Silent Bob and come to your house and beat the shit out of you. Gleefully.

The Vala Tarot is legally copyrighted and a copy of it is in the Library of Congress. So after I've personally beaten the shit out of you, I'll call an attorney and get him/her to sue you for copyright infringement or theft of intellectual property, aka plagarism.

Just so you know the risks.