Third Rock Almanac Horoscopes for December 11 - 17, 2011
December 9th, 2011
December 10 – 17, 2011
Planet Watch
After her eclipse in the Whirlpool in Gemini on December 10th, the Moon enters Cancer at 8:26 am on Sunday. Saturn in Libra trines Neptune and Vesta in Aquarius this week, so long-term improvements should be noticeable now. It’s a good time to scrutinize the little details hidden in the big picture. Mars squares the Nodes on Monday, and this can be a shocker. Upsets, accidents, colds/flu bugs, and sudden upheavals disrupt the pace and pull people off course. The Sun and Venus are both in aspect to Ceres, so the flow could turn into an overflow. The Moon enters Leo at 4:48 pm on Tuesday. Mercury turns direct in Sagittarius that evening and receives a kiss and a trine from the Moon as direct motion is restored. The Moon and Mercury form a Grand Trine in Fire with Uranus in Aries, so Tuesday evening can be a time of awakening, discovery, and eureka moments. This is a great time to brainstorm or find the answers you need.
Mars is contra-parallel Saturn on Wednesday. Some people may have grumpy moods or have deal with depressing obstacles. Both planets will retrograde in January, so things that occur in the middle of this week may be warning signs of problems that will emerge next month. Mercury’s direct station and the upswing of holiday celebrations may gloss over these warnings, though. The Leo Moon trines the Sun at 11:00 am on Thursday and brings a sense of humor and impish glee to the day. The Moon enters Virgo at 10:58 pm and trines Jupiter before midnight. Mars is sesquiquadrate Jupiter on Friday. This can serve as a reality check, or may underscore the need to adapt to fast-changing situations. Neptune is conjunct Vesta in Aquarius, giving the urge for peace, comfort, and harmony. It can also cast light into situations that appear dandy on the surface but are deteriorating from within. The Moon conjuncts Mars at 2:34 am on Saturday and squares her eclipse point before sunrise about 5:30 am. This can bring powerful weather fronts into action with strong winds and storms. Venus parallels the Node, and the Moon trines Venus on Saturday evening. This earthy trine will promote desires for comfort, closeness, and food that sticks to the ribs. It’s a great night for holiday gatherings and gift exchanges.
Sun Sign Horoscopes
Aries: Elixir of joy. Just as you’re piecing together bits and parts and preparing to move forward, health issues or dissention interrupt progress. Stop and reconsider your process. Practical answers and helpful assistance arrive on Friday. Loved ones are making big changes.
Taurus: Brave new world. Gradual career improvements slide into place this week and require intense concentration. Whole new worlds open to you after Thursday. Keen observation helps you adapt and settle into unfolding situations. Make like a sponge and absorb it all.
Gemini: Enough for all. Ceremonies, rituals and formal events require detailed preparations. A domestic fracas cause upsets on Monday. Benefits flow from friends after Tuesday. Weekend events strike a universal chord and arouse powerful emotions in people sharing the experience.
Cancer: Safe place. Slow but steady changes alter household dynamics. Needs or concerns shift with age and maturity. Midweek events demand a faster pace. If your focus is on practicalities, others’ expectations seem unrealistic. Saturday brings hospitality and pleasing combinations.
Leo: Artist’s tools. On Monday it becomes evident that facts don’t fit the fantasies. People don’t really know what they want. Brainstorm on Tuesday evening. After Thursday, attempts to inject good will into hostile environments will bring noticeable but temporary improvements.
Virgo: Distorted reflection. Long-term improvements are evident, but unexpected blitzes can catch you off-guard as the week begins. A reliable older woman will help if asked. Weekend events unite special friends. The true state of someone’s life may be revealed.
Libra: Explicit instructions. On Monday, a marginal situation is on the verge of capsizing. Doing the right thing may not be easy, and sentimental attachments clash with necessity. As the week closes, seek fresh avenues where your hopes and desires are more likely to be fulfilled.
Scorpio: Original condition. You push to make repairs or get situations rolling in the proper direction as the week begins. Something clicks into place on Tuesday. People’s dark sides slow your search for light and inspiration. You’re blessed with warmth and comfort on Saturday.
Sagittarius: Name in lights. Higher powers elevate you as the week starts, but gritty real-life demands may swat you off of Cloud Nine. Sudden luck comes on Tuesday evening. People want you to take risks after Thursday. Be cautious about unproven affiliations or programs.
Capricorn: Slither through. Leaders light the way for others. If you’re the leader, unexpected elements can dowse your lights. Blind spots can be your undoing this week. Avoid big promises. Re-stabilize emotions on Friday. Saturday brings comforts and pleasures with loved ones.
Aquarius: Fiery rhetoric. People with strong opinions are at odds. Playing the peacemaker can be risky business – don’t expect an attitude of gratitude for your efforts. Turn to the solace of your home, family and friends as the weekend arrives, as this is the source of all good things.
Pisces: Solid foundation. The week starts with unexpected gushers and overflows. Restore balance on Tuesday evening, when awaited messages and connections arrive. You can create a magical ambience with light and sound after Thursday. Good will flows on Saturday.